Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like ‘nail me ;)’ but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature
Gabrielle likes bagels, all forms of fictional narrative, being self-mockingly pretentious, and pretty much everything else you'd think she'd like after knowing she likes those things. She spent her formative years obsessed with Gilmore Girls, and it shows. She hates 'guilty pleasures' and pants, neither in the way you're thinking.
Gabrielle is always wired in, and mostly exists on Twitter @gabriellemcosta